La Macarena is a true paradise for the epicurean or hedonist. Of course an excellent kitchen is an essential part of the lifestyle. It starts at the breakfast buffet (opened from 9.00 a.m. till 1.00 p.m. just in case the night was long). The chef provides freshly baked bread or toast with lots of exclusive side dishes like paté, salmon, salads, a variety of sandwich filling and of course fresh eggs.


The small lunch which is served on the terrace around 3.00 p.m. is praised by all guests. Each day something different and light, but surely tasteful.


The culinary orgasm is dinner. From 8.00 p.m. you are expected, preferably in sexy clothing, for the cocktail hour. At 9.00 p.m. dinner is served, consisting of an appetizer and main course. The chef uses fresh herbs and vegetables from his own garden or the daily market. For sure, our guests don’t only visit us for eroticism, but as well for culinary pleasures. The kitchen is highly praised by all guests. And don’t miss the weekly BBQ: not only a party for the eyes but also for the most spoiled organs of taste. In short, you will have it all.


On top of the all-inclusive charge (breakfast, lunch, all beverages, ice cream, fruit, coffee, tea – day and night), there is an additional charge of EUR 45 per couple for dinner. If you have any dietary request, please inform us in advance.


After dinner the bar is the epicentre of all the fun. Good music, dimmed lights, free drinks (serve yourself), dancing: let the party begin!


No closing hours. As long as you feel like going on, you can.


If you’re the last one, please turn off the lights and close the door.



Nerja · Torrox · Malaga